There was this man that worked in a grocery store for many 
months.  During that time, he kept having sexual fantasies about
the pickle slicer in the produce section.  One day, not being 
able to contain himself, he looked around to make sure that nobody was 
looking, and dropped his pants and put his penis in the pickle slicer.  The 
manager just happened to come by at that instant, was mortified by what he 
saw, called the man a degenerate, and fired him on the spot.
 
    So the man went home, very unhappy about bringing this bad news to his 
wife. When she heard the story, she said "Oh my God!  Let me look at it!"  
Upon inspecting his manliness for damage, she said "Well, it seems to be 
fine.  

    What happened to the pickle slicer?"
 
    "Oh, the manager fired her too!"